by Postmaster General | Aug 15, 2014 | Deal of the Week
You are roused from a deep sleep by your spouse, elbowing you in the ribs.
“What the…” you begin to mumble, groggily.
“Shhh! I heard a noise downstairs,” your spouse whispers.
At once, you’re wide awake, in a state of hyper-alertness, courtesy evolution and the fight-or-flight reflex it perfected. You reach for the flashlight on your nightstand, flick the switch, and…
Nothing. Darkness. And the noise is moving…closer.
Dead batteries in flashlights result in more U.S. deaths than automobile accidents, lightning strikes, and bathtub slips combined.* Don’t let this happen to you! With this week’s DOTW, you’ll never need worry about flashlight batteries again. Just keep it near a window, and let that bright glowy thing in the daytime sky take care of maintaining a full charge for you.
What is protection from things that go bump in the night worth to you? The answer should be “priceless,” but we’re going to peg it at $4.99. That’s 75% off the regular price, making it affordable enough to buy several and keep them all over the darned place. Because they’re out there. You know they are.
Find out more about our latest Deal of the Week here.
*Not an actual statistic, and also utterly false.
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by Postmaster General | Dec 20, 2013 | Deal of the Week, Holiday
If you’re facing down a foggy Christmas Eve, and don’t happen to have a genetically-modified reindeer handy, this flashlight is the next best thing.
It’s tough. Constructed of aircraft-grade aluminum, with a sure-grip machine-knurled surface.
It’s bright. For a flashlight not much bigger than your thumb, this baby sheds an awful lot of lumens.
It’s handy. Small enough to place in your tackle box, glove compartment, bag, or next to the circuit breaker, without crowding.
It’s cheap. For less than five bucks, it’s one heck of a deal.
It’s seasonal. Wait, bright red, just like Santa’s garb or Rudolph’s nose? Nobody will be sorry to find one in their stocking!
Read all about this week’s DOTW here.
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by Postmaster General | Jul 12, 2013 | Deal of the Week
Since around June 21st, the days have been growing shorter again.
Sad but true: It’s getting darker sooner, each and every day. And you really don’t want to be caught out in that darkness, unprepared. It’s a jungle out there. Here in Oregon, we really do have lions and bears (and tigers, too, if only in prehistory).
That’s where this week’s DOTW comes in: A sturdy, compact, surprisingly bright LED flashlight for under five bucks. When a threat comes charging at you, you need to see it coming.
Keep one by the breaker box, one in the glove box, one in the junk drawer, another behind the computer desk (for those times you need to plug/unplug something), and yet another in your Gulfstream’s liquor cabinet – and you still haven’t spent $25.
Get the full rundown on this week’s special offer right here.
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by Postmaster General | Jun 21, 2013 | Deal of the Week
No need to keep you in the dark any longer.
This week’s DOTW is one bright idea. Actually, it’s more like five bright ideas, if LEDs represent ideas, and if we can agree that they do, indeed, shine brightly. This innovative illumination gadget puts light right where you need it – on your computer keyboard – without worrying about batteries, outlets, fixtures, bulbs, extension cords, and such. Plus its eight-inch flexible stalk means you can precisely aim the light, using nothing more than two fingers.
To find out more about this week’s special offer, please click here.
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by Postmaster General | May 3, 2013 | Deal of the Week
Our Service Technicians have been eyeballing this week’s DOTW with a peculiar glint in their eyes. We suggest you move swiftly, before they find a way to “appropriate” these babies.
So what is this thing, exactly? Well, it’s a compact workstation, with a big 2X magnifying lens you can position directly over your work. The lens has a couple of bright white LED lights* in it, to fully illuminate whatever you might be working on. You’ve got fully adjustable arms, with alligator clips on the ends, to securely hold everything in place. It’s a great tool for solder work, for fly tying, for sewing, for computer repair, for crafting, for any kind of task where precise, close-up, well-lit access is required. Normally retailing for 20 bucks, this week only we’re letting it go for a mere $5.99.
Find out all about our latest Deal of the Week here.
*Requires two AAA batteries, sold separately.
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