by Postmaster General | Aug 15, 2014 | Deal of the Week
You are roused from a deep sleep by your spouse, elbowing you in the ribs.
“What the…” you begin to mumble, groggily.
“Shhh! I heard a noise downstairs,” your spouse whispers.
At once, you’re wide awake, in a state of hyper-alertness, courtesy evolution and the fight-or-flight reflex it perfected. You reach for the flashlight on your nightstand, flick the switch, and…
Nothing. Darkness. And the noise is moving…closer.
Dead batteries in flashlights result in more U.S. deaths than automobile accidents, lightning strikes, and bathtub slips combined.* Don’t let this happen to you! With this week’s DOTW, you’ll never need worry about flashlight batteries again. Just keep it near a window, and let that bright glowy thing in the daytime sky take care of maintaining a full charge for you.
What is protection from things that go bump in the night worth to you? The answer should be “priceless,” but we’re going to peg it at $4.99. That’s 75% off the regular price, making it affordable enough to buy several and keep them all over the darned place. Because they’re out there. You know they are.
Find out more about our latest Deal of the Week here.
*Not an actual statistic, and also utterly false.
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by Postmaster General | Dec 20, 2013 | Deal of the Week, Holiday
If you’re facing down a foggy Christmas Eve, and don’t happen to have a genetically-modified reindeer handy, this flashlight is the next best thing.
It’s tough. Constructed of aircraft-grade aluminum, with a sure-grip machine-knurled surface.
It’s bright. For a flashlight not much bigger than your thumb, this baby sheds an awful lot of lumens.
It’s handy. Small enough to place in your tackle box, glove compartment, bag, or next to the circuit breaker, without crowding.
It’s cheap. For less than five bucks, it’s one heck of a deal.
It’s seasonal. Wait, bright red, just like Santa’s garb or Rudolph’s nose? Nobody will be sorry to find one in their stocking!
Read all about this week’s DOTW here.
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by Postmaster General | Jul 12, 2013 | Deal of the Week
Since around June 21st, the days have been growing shorter again.
Sad but true: It’s getting darker sooner, each and every day. And you really don’t want to be caught out in that darkness, unprepared. It’s a jungle out there. Here in Oregon, we really do have lions and bears (and tigers, too, if only in prehistory).
That’s where this week’s DOTW comes in: A sturdy, compact, surprisingly bright LED flashlight for under five bucks. When a threat comes charging at you, you need to see it coming.
Keep one by the breaker box, one in the glove box, one in the junk drawer, another behind the computer desk (for those times you need to plug/unplug something), and yet another in your Gulfstream’s liquor cabinet – and you still haven’t spent $25.
Get the full rundown on this week’s special offer right here.
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by Postmaster General | Jun 28, 2013 | Deal of the Week
If you were a superhero, you’d have one of this week’s DOTW’s in your utility belt.
It’s a laser, it’s an LED flashlight, it has a magnet, it can see around corners. It’s a bit of a miniature superhero, all on its own. And unlike those big franchise superheroes dominating your local multiplex, this one comes cheap. Way cheap. Under three dollars cheap.
Whether you’re a hobbyist, crafter, sportsperson, technician, DIYer – or yes, a pet owner (laser pointer, y’all!) – this is an indispensable addition to your utility belt..
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by Postmaster General | Apr 26, 2013 | Deal of the Week
You don’t want to be “that guy.”
You know, the one who doesn’t have AA alkaline batteries handy when they’re needed. Imagine the crumpled foreheads of your frowning children when you have to tell them they can’t continue playing with that thing that uses AA batteries, because the batteries are spent – and you don’t have fresh ones. Or the deep consternation of your spouse, when the flashlight flickers out just as you both hear a really weird noise downstairs. Or you’re typing up a new post for your business’ website, talking about a great new deal, and your Bluetooth keyboard suddenly di
In short, batteries are important. And AA alkaline batteries are nigh on indispensable. So don’t get caught shorthanded, especially now that you can pick some up for less than a quarter apiece.
Shed some light on this week’s DOTW here.
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